https://sites.google.com/bvsd.org/gravitysedgeofficialwebpage/homeEdge TV — REPORT Date: Sunday, August 30, 2026 — 9:04 AM MDT Reporter: Jude Foster ELIJAH CALLED ME DUMB That's it. That's the report. He's wearing a Converse shirt that he doesn't have the right to wear, and now he has the audacity to call me dumb? The irony is astronomical. THE INCIDENT I was minding my business. Probably thinking about the album. Probably thinking about the music video. Probably thinking about Uncle Jeffry's chorus pedal. And then Elijah — web shooter equipped, Converse shirt on, fresh off his Dollar Tree false accusation — looks me dead in the eye and says: "You're dumb." I didn't even respond. I'm too busy being a guitarist with a band and an album dropping September 11th. He's too busy crying when h